Welcome to the Watch.

Hi i'm James, over the next few centuries I will be taking you on an emotionally exhausting journey of the heart, mind, body and soul.  This journey is not for the weak of heart and is not covered by most insurance agents.  You may well find yourself standing inside the New York subway terminal urinating into a dark corner to escape the prying eyes of the NYPD and a fat chlamydia ridden species known as Burt Reynolds.  Or perhaps your journey will be much more visual and you will speed past the orphan brothers of Oliver Twist asking yourself why would you really "want some more" cabbage stew.  Together through our experiences we will hope to attain a fuller understanding of the universe. We will seek to understand how all realms of our neighbors here on Earth, including the elusive Bigfoot eluded to in my good friend's website (www.treehood.blogspot.com), conduct their everyday affairs.  Perhaps you will run away in anger and disappointment. Or--the next time you visit the restroom to relieve yourself, you may find you are wearing a "seamen" encrusted pair of black pantie drawers.............gooey goo for chewy chewing...........